I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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