now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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