Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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