she woke up with a sticky ear
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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