Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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