She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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