A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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