her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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