physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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