Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
