So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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