I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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