So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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