and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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