I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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