I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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