So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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