the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My penis needs a shock collar
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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