so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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