question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
it's like iHOP with fire
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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