I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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