the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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