hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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