if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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