Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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