dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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