dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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