All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
