The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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