Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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