i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
