Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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