Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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