idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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