Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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