Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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