i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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