drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
is it fun? or sober?
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