i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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