Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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