Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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