He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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