so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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