i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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