I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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