dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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