How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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