HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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