if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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