He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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